I was reading the celebrity gossip blogs today and can you imagine that Zac Efron is cheating on Vanessa Hudgens with Megan Fox?   Shit, Vanessa is so much hotter.  A lot of guys don’t know when they have a good thing going - I mean, go fuck that tramp Megan on the side but don’t get caught in public.  Megan Fox should have been a porn actress.  I can see her doing lots of anal work.  That’s the type of girl she is.  She totally doesn’t belong in real films.  Have you seen Transformers 2? They should cut out all the human scenes and just leave the robot combat.  You know, using her skin like a bathroom wall scribbling all this stupid shit?  Now that Hayden Panettiere girl has some stupid garbage written across her gorgeous body - is she crazy?  That girl hates herself because she is so short which is sad because short girls are soooooooo hot.  It is a crying shame the way she defaced that sweet little body.  And I’m the kind of guy who is into tattoos on girls but not when they deface their body with dumb-ass crap.  Now I see non-celebrities around town with tracts of prose stenciled on their body.  Fucking idiots.

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